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January, 2010


THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON’T TELL YOU

Thursday, January 28th, 2010, 6:22 pm, by mg.

THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON’T TELL YOU
1.Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.
2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to […]